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Updated my resume
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Updated my resume
And applied to 3SX for that open position. 
Beware bitches! Beware!
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Re: Updated my resume
What's the job they have open? Maybe I should apply for it. lol jk 
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[quote=""Shawn96VR-4""]Only assholes apply. Sorry
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In that case, send me the info, I'll forward it to Hans
In that case, send me the info, I'll forward it to Hans
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You should take a picture of yourself next to your 3SX Radiator smiling for your cover letter.

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[quote=""Shawn96VR-4""]You should take a picture of yourself next to your 3SX Radiator smiling for your cover letter.[/quote]
lol +rep
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[quote=""Shawn96VR-4""]You should take a picture of yourself next to your 3SX Radiator smiling for your cover letter.[/quote]
Nice one!
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they'll probably charge you for actually having to write your check on paper if you don't have direct deposit....then again, there would probably be a "fee" for electronic funds transfer or some shit like that.
Shawn, "so after 2 weeks and tuning 3 cars with a total of 314 dyno pulls and I OWE you $3.50(tree fity)?!?!?!"
Shawn, "so after 2 weeks and tuning 3 cars with a total of 314 dyno pulls and I OWE you $3.50(tree fity)?!?!?!"

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[quote=""Echo419""]they'll probably charge you for actually having to write your check on paper if you don't have direct deposit....then again, there would probably be a "fee" for electronic funds transfer or some shit like that.
Shawn, "so after 2 weeks and tuning 3 cars with a total of 314 dyno pulls and I OWE you $3.50(tree fity)?!?!?!"[/quote]
Expect a $36 shipping and handling fee for delivery of your paycheck too.
Shawn, "so after 2 weeks and tuning 3 cars with a total of 314 dyno pulls and I OWE you $3.50(tree fity)?!?!?!"[/quote]
Expect a $36 shipping and handling fee for delivery of your paycheck too.
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whats are they offering??? SPILL THE BEANS!!!
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Re: Updated my resume
Shawn 2 reasons you WON'T be hired.
1. Don't cause enough drama
2. You CAN work on cars.
Sorry your application has been denied.
1. Don't cause enough drama
2. You CAN work on cars.
Sorry your application has been denied.

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[quote=""GreekPower""]Shawn 2 reasons you WON'T be hired.
1. Don't cause enough drama
2. You CAN work on cars.
Sorry your application has been denied.[/quote]
I almost got the job too.
Part of the interview is tuning a car. So we go to the dyno and there's a 99 VR4 on it and he says, "Ok, tune it". So I walk over to it, pop the hood, pull out my knife and cut the timing belt. then I say, "Ok, fire it up!" I barley got "fire" out of my mouth when I heard, "YOU'RE HIRED!!!"
Unfortunatlly I had to decline. their dental plan sucks.
1. Don't cause enough drama
2. You CAN work on cars.
Sorry your application has been denied.[/quote]
I almost got the job too.
Part of the interview is tuning a car. So we go to the dyno and there's a 99 VR4 on it and he says, "Ok, tune it". So I walk over to it, pop the hood, pull out my knife and cut the timing belt. then I say, "Ok, fire it up!" I barley got "fire" out of my mouth when I heard, "YOU'RE HIRED!!!"
Unfortunatlly I had to decline. their dental plan sucks.

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LOL. I read again where maTT was justifying how he tuned some customer's E16G car to spool at 5K. 

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[quote=""Shawn96VR-4""]LOL. I read again where maTT was justifying how he tuned some customer's E16G car to spool at 5K.
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That was a pretty awesome thread. The great thing was that the customer thought that was completely normal for several months.
That was a pretty awesome thread. The great thing was that the customer thought that was completely normal for several months.
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How can he think that is normal? The entire forum is based on the notion that anything past 4K is evil.

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I personally think Hans should go work there. He might be able to recover his reputation and get out from under himself.
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