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And applied to 3SX for that open position. :eek:

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Good luck. :) Be a neat job.

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What's the job they have open? Maybe I should apply for it. lol jk ;)
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Only assholes apply. Sorry :)
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[quote=""Shawn96VR-4""]Only assholes apply. Sorry :) [/quote]



In that case, send me the info, I'll forward it to Hans :lol:
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You're screwed if Hans gets the job. :D
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i would have applied if it wernt for chris and matt
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You should take a picture of yourself next to your 3SX Radiator smiling for your cover letter.
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[quote=""Shawn96VR-4""]You should take a picture of yourself next to your 3SX Radiator smiling for your cover letter.[/quote]

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[quote=""Shawn96VR-4""]You should take a picture of yourself next to your 3SX Radiator smiling for your cover letter.[/quote]

:lol: Nice one!
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they'll probably charge you for actually having to write your check on paper if you don't have direct deposit....then again, there would probably be a "fee" for electronic funds transfer or some shit like that.

Shawn, "so after 2 weeks and tuning 3 cars with a total of 314 dyno pulls and I OWE you $3.50(tree fity)?!?!?!"
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[quote=""Echo419""]they'll probably charge you for actually having to write your check on paper if you don't have direct deposit....then again, there would probably be a "fee" for electronic funds transfer or some shit like that.

Shawn, "so after 2 weeks and tuning 3 cars with a total of 314 dyno pulls and I OWE you $3.50(tree fity)?!?!?!"[/quote]

Expect a $36 shipping and handling fee for delivery of your paycheck too.
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whats are they offering??? SPILL THE BEANS!!!
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Shawn 2 reasons you WON'T be hired.

1. Don't cause enough drama
2. You CAN work on cars.

Sorry your application has been denied.
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[quote=""GreekPower""]Shawn 2 reasons you WON'T be hired.

1. Don't cause enough drama
2. You CAN work on cars.

Sorry your application has been denied.[/quote]
I almost got the job too.

Part of the interview is tuning a car. So we go to the dyno and there's a 99 VR4 on it and he says, "Ok, tune it". So I walk over to it, pop the hood, pull out my knife and cut the timing belt. then I say, "Ok, fire it up!" I barley got "fire" out of my mouth when I heard, "YOU'RE HIRED!!!"
Unfortunatlly I had to decline. their dental plan sucks.
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LOL. I read again where maTT was justifying how he tuned some customer's E16G car to spool at 5K. :lol:
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[quote=""Shawn96VR-4""]LOL. I read again where maTT was justifying how he tuned some customer's E16G car to spool at 5K. :lol: [/quote]

That was a pretty awesome thread. The great thing was that the customer thought that was completely normal for several months. :lol:
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How can he think that is normal? The entire forum is based on the notion that anything past 4K is evil.
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I personally think Hans should go work there. He might be able to recover his reputation and get out from under himself.
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