You can't make this stuff up...
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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
Nothing is better than an original 98 and 99 vr4 ecu that is bricked. Ask me how i know. 

Re: You can't make this stuff up...
Oh really now? You really thought that but said something else?

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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
I'm sure that's the same guy on 3Si trying to sell NA motors as 4-bolt. Go figure. He edited it now, but people gave him shit right away.
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[quote=""Monochrome""]http://www.3si.org/forum/f1/met-guy-who ... ph-685202/
I can't even....[/quote]
thanks Greg! that was entertaining! car does look pretty good though.
I can't even....[/quote]
[quote=""Hans_GZP""] I think I had Em reach her bitch paws in there to get the nuts off. [/quote]
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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
Per Greg's request. I would post it in the 3si thread, but as a mod I feel it's inappropriate for me to do so. So Greg, you are free to use the pictures LOL.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
You guys are really easily amused.
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scat1zzi
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
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[quote=""Hans_GZP""] I think I had Em reach her bitch paws in there to get the nuts off. [/quote]
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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
april, its all your fault!
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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
Jeremy is such a twat
What did the other thread say?
What did the other thread say?
[quote=""Hans_GZP""] I think I had Em reach her bitch paws in there to get the nuts off. [/quote]
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misterjeremy wrote:My setup is predominantly DSM R&D and components. My drivetrain, JRZ suspension, knuckles, and sub-frames are 4G63 adaptations. I have a group of NABR friends here in Denver who've passed a lot of good information on to me and helped me develop this car.
misterjeremy wrote:Whomever was inquiring about how much horsepower... at 27 psi I made seven hundred and twenty ish. However, at the Airstrip Attack @ Pikes Peak I wired my wastegates shut and was hitting 37 psi at peak and tapering off to 34 psi. My setup is maxed out.
At the airstrip attack:
at 25 psi I was trapping 140 s
at 27 psi I was trapping mid 150 s
at 32 psi I was trapping 160 s
wastegates wired shut high 160's best of 173mph.
misterjeremy wrote:Some of the world is lacking in a sense of humor. If people can't take a joke f*** em.
There's always going to be lovers and haters on the www unfortunately, the world is lacking in sensibility and kindness.
misterjeremy wrote:When I engaged 2 step w/antilag I bested with 173mph. I also melted the gas pedal armature when I engaged the 2-step. Granted I was hot lapping. I cooked the OEM gas pedal assembly supports. I pushed the pas pedal thru the firewall on that pass and the throttle froze wide open. That was the last gung ho run of the day for me.
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I don't think I've ever seen a person better at shit talking than this guy.
[quote=""Hans_GZP""] I think I had Em reach her bitch paws in there to get the nuts off. [/quote]
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Lol wow
scat1zzi
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
This one was a little bizarre.
I got this email exchange after helping the guy on trouble shooting his car and confirming it was an ecu issue.
He shotguned the issue on his own first.
It was a short 5-10 min check to confirm it was the ecu.
anyway....
It reads from the bottom up.
From: Adam <apape10@yahoo.com>
To: jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com>
Sent: Sunday, April 5, 2015 9:10 PM
Subject: Re: ECU arrival
You sent me back a case that was all scratched up. I replaced the ecu in the case. I'm not sure what you want. I am also not sure what you mean about stripped screws. I didn't strip any screws. I thought I did quite a bit to help you out. I'm not sure why you are so upset. Go ahead and post what ever you want on the forums. I am very happy with my customer service. I think your thread will let everyone know what kind of person you are and how you treat people who help you out. I think you are burning a very knowledgable bridge here. Let me know.
Thanks
Adam
On Apr 5, 2015, at 7:35 PM, jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com> wrote:
So you are saying that you removed the circuit board from the unit I sent you and replaced the non working part with a new one. Sent it back to me in the original case with stripped screws on the sides and called it new all for $625. ?
I will contact 3SX about this . They sold it to me and then I will be sure to let all the forums know that this is the what you get with the chrome warranty.
On Sat, Apr 4, 2015 at 2:01 PM, A Pape <apape10@yahoo.com> wrote:
The ecu was replaced with a new one.
It was put in the exact case you sent me.
Thanks
Adam
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From: jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com>
To: Adam <apape10@yahoo.com>
Sent: Saturday, April 4, 2015 9:58 AM
Subject: Re: ECU arrival
OK, I received an ECU unit yesterday. It is not a new unit but a refurbished one. I purchased a new unit on 9/26/15. I received a non working unit. This should have been replace immediately instead I got a run around to continue trouble shooting the car. I spent numerous hours testing , replacing parts and rebuilding the car only to find that the unit which was apparently new was a failed unit. No body has paid me for all my time scewin with the car. No one has reimbursed me for return postage and you have the nerve to send me a refurbished ECU.
Here is what is going to happen,
You are going to send me a brand new working unit. When it is installed and working in the car I will send back this refurbished unit with the UPS prepaid shipper label you provide. I will also get a refund for the return shipping I paid to send you failed unit back.
On Wed, Apr 1, 2015 at 3:50 PM, Adam <apape10@yahoo.com> wrote:
Shipped new ecu out.
USPS
9505521359015091000231
Thanks
Adam
On Mar 29, 2015, at 10:44 PM, jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com> wrote:
sounds good. Thanks
On Sun, Mar 29, 2015 at 5:09 PM, Adam <apape10@yahoo.com> wrote:
Nope it's still at the post office. You had it as signature confirmation.
Should pick it up wed.
> On Mar 29, 2015, at 1:05 PM, jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Adam, looks like you received my ECU 3/25/15. Just want assure you have it and there is no issues.
> Thanks
> Jeff Peters
I got this email exchange after helping the guy on trouble shooting his car and confirming it was an ecu issue.
He shotguned the issue on his own first.
It was a short 5-10 min check to confirm it was the ecu.
anyway....
It reads from the bottom up.
From: Adam <apape10@yahoo.com>
To: jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com>
Sent: Sunday, April 5, 2015 9:10 PM
Subject: Re: ECU arrival
You sent me back a case that was all scratched up. I replaced the ecu in the case. I'm not sure what you want. I am also not sure what you mean about stripped screws. I didn't strip any screws. I thought I did quite a bit to help you out. I'm not sure why you are so upset. Go ahead and post what ever you want on the forums. I am very happy with my customer service. I think your thread will let everyone know what kind of person you are and how you treat people who help you out. I think you are burning a very knowledgable bridge here. Let me know.
Thanks
Adam
On Apr 5, 2015, at 7:35 PM, jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com> wrote:
So you are saying that you removed the circuit board from the unit I sent you and replaced the non working part with a new one. Sent it back to me in the original case with stripped screws on the sides and called it new all for $625. ?
I will contact 3SX about this . They sold it to me and then I will be sure to let all the forums know that this is the what you get with the chrome warranty.
On Sat, Apr 4, 2015 at 2:01 PM, A Pape <apape10@yahoo.com> wrote:
The ecu was replaced with a new one.
It was put in the exact case you sent me.
Thanks
Adam
________________________________________
From: jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com>
To: Adam <apape10@yahoo.com>
Sent: Saturday, April 4, 2015 9:58 AM
Subject: Re: ECU arrival
OK, I received an ECU unit yesterday. It is not a new unit but a refurbished one. I purchased a new unit on 9/26/15. I received a non working unit. This should have been replace immediately instead I got a run around to continue trouble shooting the car. I spent numerous hours testing , replacing parts and rebuilding the car only to find that the unit which was apparently new was a failed unit. No body has paid me for all my time scewin with the car. No one has reimbursed me for return postage and you have the nerve to send me a refurbished ECU.
Here is what is going to happen,
You are going to send me a brand new working unit. When it is installed and working in the car I will send back this refurbished unit with the UPS prepaid shipper label you provide. I will also get a refund for the return shipping I paid to send you failed unit back.
On Wed, Apr 1, 2015 at 3:50 PM, Adam <apape10@yahoo.com> wrote:
Shipped new ecu out.
USPS
9505521359015091000231
Thanks
Adam
On Mar 29, 2015, at 10:44 PM, jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com> wrote:
sounds good. Thanks
On Sun, Mar 29, 2015 at 5:09 PM, Adam <apape10@yahoo.com> wrote:
Nope it's still at the post office. You had it as signature confirmation.
Should pick it up wed.
> On Mar 29, 2015, at 1:05 PM, jeff peters <j.earlpeters@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Adam, looks like you received my ECU 3/25/15. Just want assure you have it and there is no issues.
> Thanks
> Jeff Peters
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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
It's funny he doesn't understand that the none of the ECUs are new, they are all refurbished in one form or another.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
is he gonna post that? I hope, he will get owned.
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[quote=""Melis""]The cop asked Coop "Are you really a firefighter?" Coop was like "yeah" then the cop said "ok your in charge" then the cop left
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Re: You can't make this stuff up...
Ha, what an ass.
Yup, just keep it to the facts and he will come off like an idiot.
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Yup, just keep it to the facts and he will come off like an idiot.
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