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[quote=""tabasco122""]audi drivers....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_kIlvwKeOA[/quote]

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http://jalopnik.com/2017-audi-a5-coupe- ... 1780183714

2018 A5 and S5.

349 hp SC V6, no manual, and it's a little bigger than the previous car. At least it's slightly lighter.

I didn't expect a radical departure from the B8 chassis mine is based on, but it honestly looks like a B8 with a mild restyle, kind of like they did in 2013. I'm underwhelmed. It's a very evolutionary upgrade.

Maybe it'll grow on me, but I doubt it. I haven't liked a single one of the new sharp edged origami-looking Audis.
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I want to see it "live" on the road. A lot of cars lately have looked blah to me in pictures but then I see them coming down the road and they just.. work.
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It looks very "American"
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[quote=""Jeff V.""]http://jalopnik.com/2017-audi-a5-coupe- ... 1780183714

2018 A5 and S5.

349 hp SC V6, no manual, and it's a little bigger than the previous car. At least it's slightly lighter.

I didn't expect a radical departure from the B8 chassis mine is based on, but it honestly looks like a B8 with a mild restyle, kind of like they did in 2013. I'm underwhelmed. It's a very evolutionary upgrade.

Maybe it'll grow on me, but I doubt it. I haven't liked a single one of the new sharp edged origami-looking Audis.[/quote]


I am happy they didn't mess up the rear end, which IMO your car has one of the best looking asses I've seen in a while.

But I agree, your body style looks a lot better. It was a flowing and organic design in a sea of angles. The new one looks like it is buying into the current trend. Which is sad considering Audi is usually a trend setter. In fact I think the A5 was one of the first to be released with the LED headlights that are on everything now.

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[quote=""tabasco122""]audi drivers....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_kIlvwKeOA[/quote]

Bwhahhahahahahaa!!!
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Is it supposed to look like this?

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Because I don't think it's supposed to look like this.
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The radiator quick connect?
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How'd it get so dirty already? Do a little off-roading??
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I don't know. The engine bay has a ton of grit in it. It surprised me too. Then again, it does have 75,000 miles on it. Normally the airbox and bumper covers up most of the stuff in that photo, so it's not like it'd get cleaned regularly.
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My Focus has a lot of dust on it already in the engine bay, and it was 35,000 miles and I've had it just under 2 years. I think there is a lot of dust around where I live because of all the construction. At least it seems that way anyway.
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Lmao. I think he means the state of the whole front end. :p
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I thought he meant the unpainted part. I feel like jeff just made a coop post.


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I just meant the fact that it was all torn apart. Don't read too much into it :p

The unpainted part is an aluminum crumple section for the front crash structure.

I had to swing the radiator out in order to replace the alternator belt and tensioner. It's the only belt on the car. The other accessories are gear driven off the back of the engine, where all the timing chain parts are.
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[quote=""vegasidol""]Lmao. I think he means the state of the whole front end. :p [/quote]

Oh. Lol yeah I didn't think about that. It's a vw. Service position is a normal state for them.

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I was actually hung up on that super nice jack! I need one of those!
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Harbor Freight. :bigthumb:
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So I've got a head scratcher here.

Why would cold temperatures by killing my battery overnight? Ever since my starter issues last year, I've gotten in the habit of checking the battery level in my MMI periodically. It was fine over the summer. But as it gets colder, it's getting lower and lower, and my ~30 min drive each way for work doesn't seem to be enough to charge it up again.

I had the battery tested twice in the last two years, and both times it was fine. It was brand new when I bought the car. As I said, it was fine when it was warm. I'm starting to worry I need to keep my jump pack in the trunk, or hook it up to my trickle charger overnight.

I haven't checked the alternator charge rate in a while, but it was fine last time I looked at it. I'm confident there's no parasitic draws. It really just seems to be due to the temperature.

WTF?
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